Chuck Salmon: Pool Noodles

Dive funny-bone-first into a slip&slide sketch adventure in the world’s biggest leisure centre, with hilarious lifeguards and heroic comedians Chuck Salmon: the funniest whistleblowers since Edward Snowden.
In a world where lifeguards are rockstars, and rockstars are as they normally are, underdog(gy-paddler) Kenny Shallows searches for the fabled lifeguarding elixir.
Will he survive lifeguarding school (figuratively), brave the deep end (literally), and become the greatest lifeguard the world has ever known??? 
Balance of probability says it’s impossible... but impossible is an anagram of ‘mobile piss’… and if I know anything about what goes on in swimming pools, that means there’s still a chance!

It’s sink or swim; dunk or be dunked; splish in or splash out.

Chortle Student Comedy Award and Sketch Off Finalists Chuck Salmon are here to serve up the goofiest sketch show of all time! Get your plastic ponchos: cos you’re in the splash zone (for jokes not water don't worry).

★★★★★ The 730 Review ~~ ★★★★★ Varsity
★★★★ The Tab ~~  ★★★★ Edfringe Review ~~ ★★★★ EdfestMag

“The best sketch comedy one can see at the fringe” ~ The 730 Review
“Hilarious, absurdist writing… absolutely not one to miss” ~ The Indiependent
“Their daftness is as infectious as poolside verucas” ~ There Ought To Be Clowns

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